ABOUT HARVEY WIZARD
The 65 Year-Old Badass Who Gets Justice When Nobody Else Can
If you’re wondering what kind of person publicly humiliates scammers, ghosters, shady businesses, and backstabbing exes on behalf of total strangers...
Hi. I’m Harvey Wizard. And I’ve been doing the impossible my entire life.
I'm not a lawyer. I don’t do lawsuits. I do results.
And I get justice — fast, legally, and very, very loudly.
But this isn’t some random hobby. It’s just the latest chapter in a life built on beating the odds, breaking the rules, and solving problems other people thought couldn’t be solved.
Here’s how I got here:
🚀 Started My First Business at Age 11 (1970)
I wanted a camera. So I won a national coloring contest, sold the prize (a set of encyclopedias), and used the money to start a photography business. I even cold-called strangers from the phone book to book clients. That’s when I realized: no one was coming to save me. I’d have to be unstoppable.
🏆 Graduated High School Valedictorian in Just Three Years (1976)
Just to prove I could. I outperformed students older than me and left early. I’ve never liked waiting for results.
🎵 NYC Street Musician Earning $150/Hour (1985)
After graduating from Dartmouth, I took my piano to the streets and built a 6-figure lifestyle busking in Manhattan. Ask me to play something sometime.
🎶 Published Songwriter in NYC & Nashville (1987)
A psychic reading led to a meeting with music legend Jimmy Bowen. Within weeks, I was a published songwriter. Again — it’s not luck. It’s leverage, timing, and guts.
💰 Built a $3M Business from $500 (1998)
I founded The Medical Massage Group with a $500 investment. It became the largest pregnancy massage center in the U.S., doing over $3 million per year.
🖥️ Internet Multi-Millionaire (2005)
By spotting a loophole in Google’s early ad system, I went from zero to internet millionaire in under 12 months. The story was featured in the NYT Bestseller Get Rich Click.
🎓 Pioneered Online SAT Tutoring (2010)
I was the first SAT tutor to provide online lessons on Skype. Reverse engineered the SAT so effectively, even the founder of the Princeton Review admitted that every other SAT tutor is merely, "Harvey's Stupid Cousin."
🎤 Comedy Club Founder & Headliner (2019)
After realizing how much people loved hearing my war stories, I became a headlining standup comic and founded Costa Rica’s only English-language comedy club.
📚 International Bestselling Author (2022)
My book Creating Joy became a global bestseller, written in the aftermath of the deepest heartbreak of my life: the loss of my only child. It's the most important thing I’ve ever written.
🇺🇸 2028 U.S. Presidential Candidate
From Costa Rica, I filed as a real presidential candidate for the U.S. in 2028. Not because I think I’ll win — but because someone has to prove what can be done. I lead by example.
Why It Matters
I don’t share all this to brag. I share it so you understand who you’re dealing with.
When I say I can get justice where others fail — whether that means calling out shady contractors, ghosting exes, or greedy companies — I mean it. Because I’ve made a life out of doing the “impossible.”
If someone screwed you over, I can help.
And if you’ve been underestimated your whole life, I’m here to make sure they regret it.
👉 Tell me your story. Let’s get to work.